when I'm sick at work and the kings game is on

• paulina: let's broadcast the game omg
• daniel: we have no time for hockey we have to prepare dakota's funeral look at her she's got one foot in the grave
• paulina: the game will revive her!
• me: *cough*
• paulina: look it's working!!!!!!!!
• me: *COUGHHACKGCOUGH OMFG NO U GUISE FHKAL GCOUGHHACKGHOUCH*
• daniel: oh my god we're losing her